Why Coffee Is Better Than...

From the Java City menu in Bangalore, India:

Why coffee is better than women:

• You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
• Coffee is cheaper.
• You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
• If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
• Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
• Your coffee doesn't talk to you, and doesn't ask you to talk either.
• Coffee is good when its cold too.
• Coffee never runs out.
• You can warm it up.

Why coffee is better than men:

• A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
• Coffee is out of your system by the morning.
• Coffee smells and tastes good.
• You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
• No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
• A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
• Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
• Never says "I have a headache."

Thanks to RYG for dispatching this post from the field. Keep 'em coming!